Posted by: Martin ®
02/13/2002, 20:00:38
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It's commendable and courageous of you, Douglas, to admit you are Sexually Aberrant And Dysfunctional. You should be proud of yourself! As they say, the first step to dealing with your problem is admtting you have it. Well done, sir!
- Martin
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Posted by: Douglas A... ®
02/14/2002, 12:22:56
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Is that your experience? What does it mean to you? I think it means that people who are unable to reproduce are in sad shape. As the man said, "I did not have sex with that woman" because they were not engaged in procreation but were just haviing fun. But it was not SAAD because they very well could have. The SAAD people are those who cannot reproduce. Sex is reproduction or it is not sex.
KYMAK agent
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Posted by: Maude ®
02/14/2002, 17:24:00
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Douglas A.: The SAAD people are those who cannot reproduce. Sex is reproduction or it is not sex. Well, gee, Douglas A. Do you have any idea at all of the number of women over, say age 55, who regularly indulge in love-making (or sex)? Are all of these women SAAD? Are their partners also SAAD? Just curious. Maude
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Posted by: Martin ®
02/14/2002, 18:30:07
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Douglas writes: "I think it means that people who are unable to reproduce are in sad shape. As the man said, "I did not have sex with that woman" because they were not engaged in procreation but were just haviing fun. But it was not SAAD because they very well could have. The SAAD people are those who cannot reproduce. Sex is reproduction or it is not sex." Douglas, your apparent fondness for sheep and other livestock is awfully embarassing, but it's not because you can't reproduce with them! However, I have to admit I'm extremely impressed that you were able to build a time machine to transport you here from the 12'th century! What do you think of indoor plumbing? Pretty cool, eh? Lovingly, - Martin
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Posted by: Maude ®
02/14/2002, 19:54:34
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Elizabeth and Bob "Mr. Viagra" Dole--are they SAAD? Let me know; I'm anxiously waiting to hear you opinions on this. Maude
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Posted by: Vicki ®
02/14/2002, 23:06:12
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Dearest Douglas, What of the large portion of the hetero population that is unable to reproduce? How do they fit your SAAD outlook? Vicki
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Posted by: douglas a... ®
02/19/2002, 09:29:32
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What do you think? I would be sad if I could not reproduce, but I guess there is a consolation,eg., adoption - or religion. However it is still a little sad, isn't it? KYMAK agent
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Posted by: douglas a... ®
02/19/2002, 09:29:57
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What do you think? I would be sad if I could not reproduce, but I guess there is a consolation,eg., adoption - or religion. However it is still a little sad, isn't it? KYMAK agent
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Posted by: Martin ®
02/18/2002, 00:17:14
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Douglas wrote: "Sex is reproduction or it is not sex." Bill Clinton could have really used your support a few years ago, Douglas! So what you're telling us is that Clinton was telling the absolute, unvarnished TRUTH when he said he did not have sex with Monica, since they didn't reproduce! Where were you, Douggie? You could have saved the President from impeachment!
- Martin
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Posted by: grendel ®
02/14/2002, 15:50:05
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thank god that's been clarified....
sometimes i wonder where people come up with this stuff.
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Posted by: Martin ®
02/14/2002, 18:33:24
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Douglas, I hear you've been elected president of "Nitwits With Nothing Of Value To Say". Well done!
- Martin
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Posted by: chad ®
02/14/2002, 23:30:35
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Sort of puts a new face on the remark, "What a SAAD state of affairs this is.", huh? Sit back and relax Douglas, here chew on a blasting cap.
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Posted by: Douglas A... ®
02/18/2002, 09:32:51
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I have offered this as an alternate to "Gay" you may have guessed. I would maintain that any sexual activity always done to evade or avoid rather than in addition to the natural purpose of sex is SAAD. This is not to say all sexual activity is necessarily SAAD.
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Posted by: mikwut ®
02/18/2002, 10:52:50
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Why don't you just come out of the closet and get it over with, all this 007 kymak agent is an obvious symbolic allusion to the lie you are living. You are still a sad sad little man. mikwut
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