Posted by: BJ Sikes ®
10/17/2002, 08:54:09
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Its obvious that you, dear, are either not a mother, or did not give any thought to what I wrote. Cause I don't know about you, darling, but I myself would not wanna see any of our Christian children die from ebola.God Bless
Bette Jean Sikes
Jesus is Just Alright With Me!
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Posted by: diehl ®
10/21/2002, 03:15:54
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...manage to piss me off like you do."Its obvious that you, dear, are either not a mother, or did not give any thought to what I wrote. Cause I don't know about you, darling, but I myself would not wanna see any of our Christian children die from ebola." I'd rather NO ONE die of ebola, regardless of whether I see it or not. One shouldn't feed peolel for the sake of feeding them, nor should one do it to make them stop complaining; they should be helped becasue they are in need of it. Also for the record, I'm not a mother (I know you were speaking to someone else) nor do I hope/plan to be (I'm male...), but the point is: how would this affect my value of human life?
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Posted by: Jrmh ®
10/16/2002, 23:22:02
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BJ: This must be an obvious put-on of the highest degree. If you really are a Christian, you are not promoting Christianity correctly. (IMHO)The AKJV Bible does not depict Jesus as a baby. Since no one has been raptured as of this moment, I know He sits on the right hand of the Father. Please get your act together. God bless, J
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Posted by: BJ Sikes ®
10/17/2002, 09:03:12
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...and maybe then you'll be able to understand euphemisms, or dysphemisms for that matter. Of course our dearest Pastor Taylor didn't mean to imply that Jesus is a baby!Kind Regards,
Bette Jean Sikes
Jesus is Just Alright With Me!
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Posted by: Jrmh ®
10/19/2002, 05:03:56
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BJ: Last time I checked they were still rolling in the isles from a joke I told when I was a baby. "Need get some sense of humer?" BJ, you are an enigma. To throw out a couple of big words that in my opinion do not really apply after using questionable grammar and incorrect spelling. Both words of course come from the Greek word "euphemismos" which of course means to use a less polite term. Why would anyone want to use a less than polite term when it is not necessary? BJ, I like you and your sense of humor and I would probably like Pastor Taylor, although If I had the opportunity I would gently take him to task for referring to Jesus as "the baby Jesus." There are many supposedly intelligent people, in and out of the public eye that have a mental picture of Jesus in the manger. As a serious, but fun loving Christian, I always try to do my best to educate anyone with an open mind about the truth. God bless, J
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Posted by: james ®
10/16/2002, 23:26:10
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Thats not fair...hogging all the controversy. However you DO make my posts seem highly intellectual and well thought out by comparision!Ps-Even rush Limbaugh wouldn't stoop as low as you for attention!
Modified by james at Thu, Oct 17, 2002, 00:05:18
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Posted by: Bahman ®
10/17/2002, 01:42:48
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. . . it is commendable if you really DO help them; no matter your motive. Who knows, maybe one day THEY will help YOU.
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Posted by: Ramona ®
10/17/2002, 09:57:04
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B.J.,Q. #1 Pick up line in Alabama? A. Nice tooth.
If you divorce your husband, are you still brother and sister? If someone asks for your i.d., do you show them your belt buckle? Do you think the last words to "The Star Spangled Banner" are "Gentlemen, start your engines?" Have you been married three times and still have the same in-laws? Do you carry a fishing pole into Sea World? Is your whole family Democrats except little Mary cuz, she got to readin'?
You might be a redneck eh? Actually, I find your post thought provoking. I take quite for granted that you are simply "siking" forumittes out. I would guess that you are trying to create a character that exhibits a combination of pathetic characteristics that are unfortunately a part of our society, and are interpreted as Momma Redneck. The "worms out of the belly" and "ebola" was so like-totally- way-over-the-top.
May the Force be with Ya'll, Ramona BTW Try keeping it real, you might be surprised by the results.
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Posted by: Jersey Girl ®
10/18/2002, 05:49:37
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Now many, many years ago when I was just twenty three
I was married to a widow and she was as pretty as could be.
Now this widow had a grownup daughter who had hair of red
And my father fell in love with her and soon they too were wed.
Well this made my dad my son-in-law and changed my very life,
My daughter was my mother because she was my father's wife.
And to complicate the matter even though it brought me joy
I soon became the father of a bouncin' baby boy.
But my little baby, he then became a brother-in-law to dad
Well that made him my uncle and it made me very sad
Because if he was my uncle then he also was a brother
Too the widows grownup daughter who of course was my stepmother
Chorus
I'm my own grandpa
I'm my own grandpa
It sounds funny I know
But it really is so
Oh I'm my own grandpa.
Well father's wife then had a son who kept them on the run
And of course he became my grandchild cause he was my daughter's son.
My wife is now my mothers, mother and that makes me blue
Because although she is my wife, she's my grandmother too.
Repeat Chorus
I'm my own grandpa
I'm my own grandpa
It sounds funny I know
But it really is so
Oh I'm my own grandpa.
Now if my wife is my grandmother well then I'm her grandchild
Every time that I think about this it nearly drives me wild
Because now I have become the strangest case you ever saw
As the husband of my grandmother, I am my own grandpa.
Repeat Chorus
I'm my own grandpa
I'm my own grandpa
It sounds funny I know
But it really is so
Oh I'm my own grandpa.
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Posted by: Jersey Girl ®
10/20/2002, 10:32:04
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that we can vote this character off the island? The post above, by anyone's measure, is social pornography! Must we be subjected to this in the name of free speech? Or do we need to just take away it's food? Vicki
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